aieon:

It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.

People will stab you in your back and then ask why you’re bleeding.
-(via le-vide)

(Source: flawfulll)

awkwardvagina:

theres only 4 months left of this year and if that doesnt freak you out then youre lying

When is a monster not a monster?
Oh, when you love it.
-Caitlyn siehl (via insanity-here-i-come)
kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

myskin-is-mycanvas:

artisticalove:

approvinqly:

I’m so much cooler on tumblr than in real life but I’m not even cool on tumblr

This is so true I need to hit myself with a frying pan because of it.

please don’t hit yourself with a frying pan??

psychotic-torture:

I think we all just want that one person who would do anything to keep us from swallowing a bottle of pills

slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

tropicalifornication:

*goes out of room*

*grabs food*

*goes back in the room*

*repeats the next day*

nic0tine-kisses:

Neck Deep // Over and Over
A woman is not written in braille, you don’t have to touch her to know her.
-

Unknown

I will reblog this every single time

(via hogwartsastory)

This is so fucking awesome

(via dreckshure)

(Source: quotethat)

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